Tuesday, June 9, 2009

men's english

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of
this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!


ang matawa dito hinde tunay na babaero - dahil ang tunay na baabero hinde ngumingiti o tumatawa